The Kpako’s Guide To Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse (In Lagos)Have you ever wondered what’ll happen if a zombie apocalypse starts in Lagos? Do you think you’ll survive it?Aug 20, 20233Aug 20, 20233
Trapped In TwilightAisosa lapped up the salty relief of his perspiration as he waited for his heart to slow down. This was the fourth car he had pursued and…Aug 14, 20231Aug 14, 20231
The Kpako’s Guide to Surviving Ewa Agoyin*Disclaimer: No Lagosian was offended in the making of this guide(or were they?🌚) *Inserts evil laughter.Mar 19, 20223Mar 19, 20223
The Kpako’s Guide to Life as a Short PersonDisclaimer: No short person was harmed in the making of this guide.Nov 27, 20213Nov 27, 20213
The Kpako’s Guide to Surviving The GymIf you’ve been looking at your (big) stomach with disdain and thinking “Maybe I should sign up for the gym,” then you have come to the…Sep 18, 20212Sep 18, 20212
The Kpako’s Guide to Surviving OshodiOshodi is very infamous for having some of the best pickpockets in Lagos. Skilled experts who are so good that by the time you realize…Jun 22, 20211Jun 22, 20211
The Kpako's Guide to Life as a Tall PersonMost people think being tall is the ultimate flex of evolution. They see a tall person and go "This one is blessed" but, what they don’t…Jun 13, 20211Jun 13, 20211
Forgetting YouThere’s something dangerous about my love for you that makes me feel like a carefree moth, joyously flying into fiery red flames. If only…May 21, 20212May 21, 20212
The Kpakos Guide to Surviving AmalaFor the longest of times, I detested Amala and I was labelled a "hater" by everyone who heard of my disdain for the atrocity. However, I…May 2, 20212May 2, 20212
